Thursday, January 14, 2010

Jobs I am Not Qualified For


There are probably a few, but one job I know that I am definitely not qualified for is a barber. This morning, I decided to give myself a haircut. I don't have a lot of hair, and thus styling options, so it doesn't make sense to pay a barber $15 for what I can do in 2 minutes.

As you can see, I should have had my wife inspect my coiffure before I left the house. Luckily, I was wearing a hat when I was on the bus. When I got into the office, our Administrative Assistant informed me of the ill-placed stripe down one side of my head. One kind colleague said it looked like I had planned it. Another thought it looked like the time they didn't overlap their wheels when mowing the lawn.

16 comments:

Conchscooter said...

I think that has to rate as one of the most bizarre photographs I have seen on a blog. You need to move to Key West if you plan on making a habit of going out in public like that. Around here no one would notice (except me).

cpa3485 said...

Outstandingly funny!
I am thinking a mullet would go well with that!
Years ago, when I had a beard, I used to try and trim it myself. Never could get it right.

irondad said...

Heck, in Portland they'd think you were an insurance salesman. Next time, buzz your head AFTER you have some coffee!

travelswithmymotorbike said...

LOL::LOL


Cheers,

Dave....

Chuck Pefley said...

You're a brave guy, Lance, fessing up to this practical joke on yourself. LOL!!

Lance said...

Thanks Conch - I think my wife is going to make sure I am more presentable in public after this "haircut malfunction."

Jim, thanks. Actually, someone told me I could have called it a sideways Mohawk!

Irondad, I will definitely take your advice next time, plus use a mirror while I buzz myself! Thanks for dropping by.

Dave, thanks - in the end, that's all I could do was to LOL! Have a great weekend, and let me know if you need a haircut.

Chuck, I had to laugh myself after I saw what I had done. Thanks for your comments!

Canajun said...

Lance, I think you should let it grow out and braid it.

Very funny!

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Lance:

No matter what anybody tells you, you will not save any cash attempting to remove your own gall bladder. Think of this haircut before you try anything more ambitious, including carpentry projects.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

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montieandme said...

KEEP IT..Looks soo neat, the kids will think you are the coolest hahaha

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