Me, I purchased a couple of mopeds.
Well, today I sold them - a 1978 Honda Express and 1981 Yamaha Yamahopper. They went to a guy not too far from me, who likes to tinker with these things. They were gathering dust here, since we live in the foothills of the Cascades, and there was no way they could make it up the hill with me on it! They were great mailbox rides though.
They were both pretty fun bikes, and I still may have a moped or two in me at some point in time. Maybe one of these:
A red Puch; or
A blue Garelli.